Insolent child! The loft is a designated area of Special Scientific Interest! Got a particularly rare species of wood worm and an albino bat living in it. I've got some mates DVD's knocking around you can have, they're all quite old now though. Instead of the £20, why don't i give you a nice new 3 piece Ikea sofa, it's farkin ugly, but they'll probably like it in the beaters shed.
